What up everyone.

I eat A LOT of chicken every day. At least 4 breasts a day.

I have the most disguisting farts in the history of man. They smell like dead chickens.

Anyone else have this problem? Maybe I might have a stomach virus or something?

On top of all the chicken I eat, I eat 3-4 of those meals with 1 1/2 cups dry oatmeal. Yogurt throughout the day. 2-3 Cyctogainer shakes, and tuna/cottage cheese before bed.

Could it just be a combination of all this food that is creating such an uproar in my stomach? Or could it just be the chicknen?!

If no one knows, who the fuck cares, just wondering if anyone else has the same experience.

Probably the cyto gainer.

yea i fart alot too..... im guna try RPN GUT HEALTH to cut down on gas releases from my ass.

I kno there is a log sumwhere online w/a client using this supplement & if i remember correctly he had an average of 55+ farts per day and cut down to 3-4 per day.

sounds gud from the reviews ive heard. according to the claims of GUT HEALTH it shud be very beneficial for cleaning out ur system & anal gas releases & im pretty sure there are other positive aspects also.

Well the healthier you eat the more you fart, n the more they stink.

I'm guessing its the shakes, not the chicken.

Meat proteins really have never bothered my stomach but in the past, whey and Muscle Milk give me rotten ass.

High protein = ungodly farts and smell.

When I bulk with lots of protein, it's almost unbearable to be around me. I have to spray febreeze and use candles constantly at work. At home I don't care, but my house smells like a large outhouse.

Lately I've been bulking with more carbs though, so it's not as bad, and I tolerate high carb pretty well, so why not? They're still pretty bad though.

I don't think I could use a public gym if I went with more protein. I'd either stink everyone out, or blow an o-ring trying to hold it in.

I just wish I could run my car on it!

Chicks dig it too.

What are you complaining about? To most people, that would be a gift. Just have fun with it.

try using gas pills like bean-o... i have some of the most disgusting farts. ive cleared out bars,, ruined couches and chairs. bean-o helps if you take it before meals. but i stopped because i kind of like the smell of my own farts.

Cut down on your semen intake and you'll be alright.

? wow that was hilarious douche bag, thanks for the constructive advice, taco bell mcdonald eating fat fuck

ZING!! Hell yeah I eat McDonalds...2 triple cheeseburgers for $3 motherfucker! Calories = muscle gain.

You want constructive advice? Remove the erect penises from your anus and mouth, bathe in the stench of your own gas and be proud of the smells that leak forth from you. If you don't like how your farts smell then don't eat protein.

who said i didnt like the smell of my farts? i actually love my farts, i cup my farts in my hands and bring it to my face, god i love that shit. its jsut that others dont approve, shit fucking fag bitch whore, stfu

As mentioned before, Its probably the Cytogainer man.. Protein in general will give you nasty ass fumes but Cytogainer is baaaad..

Among my friends we actually have a specific one called a "cytogainer fart" which is the worst.. haha

Just make sure that you're drinking adequate amounts of water to aide in the digestion of all of that protein man. You may want to try some green tea too it will break it down.

I want this tatooed right above my wang.



Not a diss on anyone, except dirty fags who like semen.

I was eating the same exact diet as you for a while before I decided that I would fart myself to death....Its just the combination of foods, while protein shakes do naturally give you gas. It could be also the lactose intake you have with the high protein mixed. Try giving your diet more variety for less poopants.

I'd guess it's all the protein, but the shakes are probably causing the most gas. Unless you're lactose intolerant then maybe the yogurt is also suspect. Apples are my nemesis. I love them but they create horribly painful gas pains and really funky farts. I just get up and speed walk around the office crop dusting.

wow

don't u get sick of eating chicken every single day?

Thanks for all the feedback everyone, and nope, definitely dont get sick of eating chicken every day