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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 27 2008, 02:25 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
"Excellence is easy, when its a way of life." ~ Rush Limbaugh
I've been fucking around with a lot of things lately, sadly, none of them have been women, haha. Shit...Anyways, I'm going into my senior year of college soon and need to stop sucking at life so much. I plan to make this summer the best one ever and have it lead up to a great last year of school. I'm still pretty fucking fat from my fall out on life last year and will be looking to lose that chub. I have an internship this fall at this fitness center in Minnesota and the place is totally tits and I do not want to be the fat bastard staff member. So here goes! I WILL NOT FAIL THIS TIME Goal 1. Drop twenty pounds of fat in the next sixteen weeks. Pics and Stats Will be posted tonight! Weekly Split Monday: YRG Tuesday: Lift and BJJ Wednesday: YRG Thursday: YRG and BJJ Friday: Lift Saturday: Boxing or Off Sunday: Conditioning Class or Off YRG = Yoga for Regular Guys BJJ = Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Boxing = I hit the mits for 20-30 minutes on most Saturdays with a friend who used to be a boxer. He has me work a few basic combos and drills technique with me. Conditioning Class: My BJJ instructor puts on a conditioning class on most Sundays. It is an hour long and consists of a lot of different drills that improve BJJ and striking conditioning. We usually do no gi grappling or thai boxing after, as well. My training is based around BJJ now and improving in that sport. I plan on doing my first BJJ tournament this November. Also, if I have the available cash, I may start training BJJ on Monday mornings. The Minnesota Martial Arts Academy is only an hour away from where I am at now and I would like to get some training in there. The head instructor, Greg Nelson, is a BJJ black belt and also is the coach of Sean Sherk, Brock Lesnar, and Nick Thompson. Diet Calories will be around 2300 with a 40% protein, 30% carbs, and 30% fat ratio of macros. Supplements SAN Fish Fats - 1 cap x3 a day Primaforce Elastamine - 3 caps x2 a day Designer Supplements Basic Cuts - 2 caps x2 a day Palo Alto Labs Reset AD - 1 cap x2 a day Centrum Multi-vitamin - 1 cap x1 a day Generic Vitamin C and Vitamin E - 1 cap of each x1 a day |
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| JW32Hoops |
Posted: Apr 27 2008, 02:49 PM
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![]() Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Group: Advanced Members Posts: 8494 Member No.: 139275 Joined: 31-January 07 |
If you were a REAL Rush fan, you'd throw some black market oxycontin into your supp routine.
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| RandyOrton |
Posted: Apr 27 2008, 03:52 PM
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![]() Don't Hate The Playa... Group: Advanced Members Posts: 518 Member No.: 133505 Joined: 22-November 06 |
how is that PA Labs Reset?....only two reviews on here and both are pretty much useless
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 27 2008, 08:58 PM
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 28 2008, 09:54 PM
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I'm on day two, I'll let you know after a month or so. |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 28 2008, 11:11 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
28 April 2008
Basics Hours of Sleep: 9 Hours DOMS: None Training Workout Type: Yoga Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: YRG - 20 minute workout Workout Length: 10:15pm to 10:30pm (25 minutes) Energy In Workout: Good Notes: I wanted to try the 40 minute workout but since my day was so hectic, I had to opt for the 20 minute version. Extra Stuff Chiropractic Adjustment Supplements Basic Cuts x4 caps Rest AD x2 caps Fish Fats x3 Caps Elastamine x6 caps Multi-vitamin x1 cap Vitamin C & E x1 cap Diet 2254/68/187/233 Random Thoughts It's 11:10pm and I have a 15 minute presentation at 9:35am tomorrow that I haven't started. |
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| unstable |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 07:22 PM
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On the road to 700! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4309 Member No.: 72312 Joined: 27-April 05 |
Jake...seriously bro, how many fucking logs do you need? You pop in every once in awhile, make an ambitious log with all sorts of stats, measurements, goals and pictures and you post in it like once or twice and then you're back in your dorm eating pizza, drinking beer and feeling sorry for yourself.
why even bother man? -------------------- ![]() |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
I need like 5000 logs. |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 11:37 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
29 April 2008
Basics Hours of Sleep: 7 DOMS: None Training Session One Workout Type: Lifting Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: A1) Front Squat: 3x6 140x6x3 sets A2) DB RDL: 3x6 55x6x3 sets B1) Incline DB Bench Press: 3x8 55x8x3 sets B2) Inverted Row: 3x8 BWTx8, 6, 4 C1) Jack-Knives w/ Feet on a Stability Ball: 3x10 BWTx10, 10, 3 C2) Stability Ball Leg Curls: 3x10 BWTx5, 4, 3 External Cable Rotations: 2x12 5x12x2 sets D1) Barbell Curl: 2x10-12 45x10, 6 D2) Overhead DB Extension: 2x10-12 60x12, 8 Workout Length: 12:25pm to 1:35pm Energy In Workout: Good Notes: I will try and make this a early morning workout from now on too get more time between lifting and BJJ. Today, I just didn't get my ass out of bed early enough. Anyways, I take a minute between each paired exercises and alternate them. It gets my heart rate up, keeps it up, and gets me out of the gym quicker. Jack Knives were going nicely until my last set...my ankle area cramped up hardcore on both legs and I had to stop. I've never had that happen before so I'm not sure what was up? Overhead DB Extensions hurt my back hardcore, I'll switch to lying DB extensions next time. Training Session Two Workout Type: BJJ Class Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: Techniques Covered: 1. Kimura lock from guard 2. Block of straight arm lock from the bottom of half guard 3. Block of key lock from the bottom of half guard 4. Escacpe from scarf hold 5. Escape from scarf hold to clock choke 6. Escape from scarf hold to twister Drills: Pass the Guard Drill Workout Length: 5:30pm to 6:30pm Energy In Workout: Good Notes: I landed a few sick arm bars during the pass the guard drill tonight. I'm getting the hang of the move and have started to land it for a high percentage. I didn't stay to roll after as I had a nice pile of homework to take care of back at my apartment... Supplements Basic Cuts x4 caps Rest AD x2 caps Fish Fats x3 Caps Elastamine x6 caps Multi-vitamin x1 cap Vitamin C & E x1 cap Diet 2484/71/191/278 I took in too much protein today. I had two scoops of whey after lifting and also after BJJ. I'll cut each down to one scoop after next time to fix my macros. |
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| JW32Hoops |
Posted: Apr 29 2008, 11:54 PM
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![]() Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Group: Advanced Members Posts: 8494 Member No.: 139275 Joined: 31-January 07 |
Are you implying that Jake's excellence is only periodic...and not a way of life? -------------------- |
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| willpiazza31 |
Posted: Apr 30 2008, 08:26 AM
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![]() Jubbed! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 28177 Member No.: 53629 Joined: 7-December 04 |
A Yoga journal? Seriously?
-------------------- "Anyway, it's not what spews out of her mouth that matters, it's what you spew into her mouth."
-Roids "im half a fag...u complete ASS" -bomb_r2 |
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| unstable |
Posted: Apr 30 2008, 10:04 AM
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On the road to 700! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4309 Member No.: 72312 Joined: 27-April 05 |
no need to imply, the proof is in the numerous journals he has abandoned over the years. Jake is a cool fucker. I was kind of hoping that by me blasting him and calling attention to his lack of follow-through that this journal might be different and he might have enough will-power to stick to his goals. -------------------- ![]() |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: Apr 30 2008, 11:20 AM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
I'll post some kinky position shit for you later. |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: May 1 2008, 03:48 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
30 April 2008
Basics Hours of Sleep: 8 DOMS: None Training Workout Type: Yoga Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: YRG - 40 Minute Workout Workout Length: 40 minutes Energy In Workout: Good Notes: This kicked my ass. I'm going to stick to the 20 minute workout for a few more weeks before I try this again. Supplements Basic Cuts x4 caps Rest AD x2 caps Fish Fats x3 Caps Elastamine x6 caps Multi-vitamin x1 cap Vitamin C & E x1 cap Diet 2226/67/188/228 |
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: May 2 2008, 11:52 AM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
1 May 2008
Basics Hours of Sleep: 7 DOMS: None Training Session One Workout Type: Yoga Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: YRG - 20 minute workout Workout Length: - Energy In Workout: Good Notes: - Training Session Two Workout Type: BJJ Energy Pre-Workout: Good Exercise: Techniques Covered: Triple Attack - Clock choke, clock choke #2, and arm bar Umpa from mount Elbow escape from mount Drills: Top mount drill Workout Length: 5:30pm to 6:30pm Energy In Workout: Good Notes: I defiantly need to work the top mount drill more. I had trouble using the umpa and the elbow escape even on the new guys in our class. Supplements Basic Cuts x4 caps Rest AD x2 caps Fish Fats x3 Caps Elastamine x6 caps Multi-vitamin x1 cap Vitamin C & E x1 cap Diet 1891/56/157/197 + Steak dinner at Applebee's Random Thoughts My low back was killing my today which is gay as I went to the chiro on Monday. |
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| Roids |
Posted: May 2 2008, 01:38 PM
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![]() Hope! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 11816 Member No.: 15310 Joined: 17-January 04 |
Yoga? How gay is that??
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| willpiazza31 |
Posted: May 2 2008, 01:41 PM
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![]() Jubbed! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 28177 Member No.: 53629 Joined: 7-December 04 |
Someone direct Jake to www.curvesforums.com!! -------------------- "Anyway, it's not what spews out of her mouth that matters, it's what you spew into her mouth."
-Roids "im half a fag...u complete ASS" -bomb_r2 |
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| cc-10 |
Posted: May 2 2008, 05:20 PM
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![]() When war is in your blood killing is as easy as breathing. Group: Advanced Members Posts: 10625 Member No.: 72071 Joined: 25-April 05 |
ever gonna do any cage fights jake?
-------------------- ![]() lifting and women my two priorities in life! |
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| Cdubya |
Posted: May 2 2008, 05:43 PM
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![]() Guru Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1213 Member No.: 98232 Joined: 9-January 06 |
Where's the pics?
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| Jake Varner |
Posted: May 2 2008, 08:50 PM
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Sweaty Fat F*ck Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4054 Member No.: 9628 Joined: 26-October 03 |
Probably not. I thai boxed once and realized I don't dig getting hit in the money maker. |
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